Cunnilingus II: Electric Boogaloo

Given that we had previously been so MMF-heavy given Katie’s lusts, several Follower’s enticing comments around the reverse scenario—two gals and a guy—combined with Katie’s recent favored climaxing position (big orgasm standing up while Paul’s tongue rapidly works her clit) made for an easy foreplay session during the creation of tonight’s top 10 list.

Your homework:

• Women: Your man is going to tongue you right tonight, in any of the 10 positions shown above. How do you choose to climax?
• Men: Congratulations! You are going to shoot your load in the pussy of one woman while lapping up the other; if given the choice of vixens above, who would you choose?
• All: We get off when you get off—please be inspired to climax, and don’t hesitate to send us a submission on what finally pushes you over the edge!

Thanks for turning us on by turning you on. Your comments?

How to Cum Over Alexa May (in 10 Easy Steps!)

Typically we use our Tumblr blog for foreplay: Getting an exhibitionist thrill turning on each other in public (or getting a voyeur thrill by watching/hearing/reading you all get turned on by checking us out) before we go off to have great sex. But recently we had fun from the invitation of another blogger (Wendy 3000) to send her a posting on what pushed us over the edge. Since this is something we find totally hot when a follower tells us what caused them to climax, this inspired us to try something new, and although embarrassingly simple, hadn’t done before, which was force each other to pick out one photo to climax to while the other went down on them. And then, because we’re both big talkers/writers, use our post-orgasmic cuddling to have fun writing about it. The results are posted on Wendy’s blog here, but this inspired us to convert what would have been a simple “B-Sides from our Last Top 10 List” posting into a similar exercise.

Because Paul has been so nice to let Katie drive most of the recent fantasies/posts (i.e. the ratio of MMF and cunnilingus to FFM ratio was getting lopsided), Katie let Paul pick one model for him to lust over while she goes down on him *or* let him cum inside her from behind, and we’re not quite sure which way it will go tonight. But posting first before we find out:

So because this started out originally as a “B-Sides to Eros-Libertino’s Group Sex Theory” posting of pics we almost, but didn’t quite, choose to display, and one of them featured Alissa May (and in fact the B-Side was one originally favored by Katie due to the cunninlingus), Paul quickly began focusing on her, so what follows is 10 somewhat random (but wittily annotated, as always) shots of Alexa is various positions of fucking (or being cum upon), like that first nearly-ubiquitous shot you all have seen on Tumblr.

Your homework:

• Do what we did! Don’t just cum/climax: Write to us about it! We’ll take the most entertaining, detailed post-orgasmic submission (“Katie and Paul: I specifically shot my load over pic #7, and here’s why: I was thinking that [enter witty or detailed explanation]” and pre-orgasmic submission (“OMG I am right now as I type climaxing over the photo showing OHGODUGGHHH!” [put in better one-handed-typing Big O moments] and post them both. Because, you know us, we find that *totally* hot. :)

Will you write to us?

Cunnilingus During Group Sex:

When follower and frequent submitter Posse93 explained how he first got into group sex for the sheer anxiety-free nature of the sessions (vs. the pressures of one-on-one), we both reminisced our awakenings about the world of group sex, and in that process Katie thought: “Hey, wait, I remember dutifully blowing my high school boyfriends in public—I don’t remember receiving a proper pussy-lapping in return!”

Thus, in an indirect, roundabout way, we offer unto you 10 shots of how to make up for this lack of grrl-power imbalance by making sure any threesome, foursome or group sex party includes ample amount of eating out.

Your homework:

• Women: Finally, after years of sucking off and swallowing your mates, your boyfriend is going to make sure your next group sex session has all the cameras focusing on you climaxing while someone (your bf? another stud in the room? a female friend?) laps you up to the Big O. If given the choice of options represented in the 10 photos, which would you choose? (Ella Milano in photo 2 having her boyfriend give her tongue while her felame friend watches? Margareth in photo 3 decked out in flower petals while she’s eaten out and giving a blow job? Amirah in photo 9 getting lapped up while she watches her female friend get pumped?)
• Men: Your girlfriend has been amazing to you and it’s time to pay her back. She’s demanding to have a threesome where you promise it will end with a luxurious 15 minutes of her just being completely eaten out until she climaxes, loudly. You get to choose the scenario though, out of the 10 photos above. Do you want to be the one doing the licking or watching? (And Paul asks: If you were eating out Anne Marie Rios in photo #5, would you want Anne Marie to be your girlfriend while another sucks you off, or would you want to be eating out your girlfriend’s fried while you girlfriend goes down on you?

Your selection?

The Multiplication Table: A Follower’s Theory on the Fun Behind Group Sex:

The intellectualization of sex is like catnip for the two of us: What better way to leverage Tumblr than to combine the educated observations of our followers with our group sex fetish?

Thus, the moment we read groupsexisfun.tumblr follower Eros-Libertino’s message, we knew we had to convert it into our next Big Top 10 List. He wrote to us:

Congratulations to your site, it is fabulous! May i ask how you get all this great material? Do you shoot it on your own?  Since you ask for contributions, I allow myself to send you a translation of a little theory on groupsex. I hope you enjoy it!”

What follows is thus a 10-point theorem on what makes group sex fantasies stir such butterflies in all of us (kindly translated from the original German, from Parisian lectures—sources available upon request), with our reactions and, of course, photos for illustrative purposes.

By the way, this was one of our favorite fan-follower submissions, given its length and attention to detail, so we encourage any one else so inspired to please send us your own submission and we’ll happily post, annotate, and react!

Your submissions?

How 2 Cum in a 3-Sum

For Valentine’s Day we wanted to post something really special, as we were already on a high from a shout-out from superior exhibitionist goddess NaughtNiceGirl69, and so in a fit of inspiration we breathlessly annotated our very first annotated video.

And then watched it vanish from our queue—three times after uploading. We realized either the Tumblr gods had deemed our video clip (which contained an awesome within-the-clip homework assignment) to be breaking some sort of standard (are Tumblr admins reviewing content? That’s kind of creepy—and that’s coming from a weirdly exhibitionistic couple) or the universe was telling us that Katie & Paul’s foray into X-rated motion picture land was simply forbidden at this point in time.

OK, Tumblr, you win. The mood passed (still had a great night, just not in front of you all) and so a month later, on this Saturday evening catching our next Venn diagram of equal randiness and equal free time for both of us (plus the first hint of Spring was in the air this sunny afternoon) we’ll pass our foreplay time by resorting back to one of our good old-fashioned annotated top 10 lists. You win, Tumblr! But one day…

So for inspiration tonight we looked back to now-Group-Sex-is-Fun-standard-bearer fan Posse93 who had submitted the following nugget:

Threesome Kissing Part 2:

Paul, I think we’re kindred spirits. My wife’s a redhead that also won’t let me look at blondes. LOL.

Your question reminded me of a wild night about 10 years ago in Grad School. I was in the middle of a foursome with my girlfriend, her roommate and a random guy the roommate had picked up at a club. We were on the bed, the other guy and I both on our backs, his feet next to my head and vice-versa. My GF was riding me, while the roommate was riding him. I told the girls to kiss, and they leaned in and started making out. Watching them kiss put both me and random guy over the edge. The girls joked later they knew what it was like to be in the rodeo, trying to maintain a kiss while keeping their balance on our violently thrusting hips.

Thank you for that memory…

We looked at each other and debated which top 10 list this could inspire. We felt we had milked the “two girls & a guy kissing” theme already of course. We thought about “What are the best positions in a two-couple foursome” (clearly a great future post.) But we ended up focusing in on that Big O: “Watching them kiss both me and Random Guy over the edge” Posse93 had written. We both love learning what inspires any given person to climax—what is that specific act, picture, pose, moment that moves them from “OMG” to “Holy Shit?” In both women and men, it’s a fascinating moment to watch. This lead us to think: “So what’s the best way for a threesome, or a foursome, or a fivesome to climax?”

This lead to the following 10 photos you are about to see. Your homework:

• Duh: If you were involved in group sex, how would you yourself like to cum? How would you want others to climax? In your comments, please be specific.

(Katie added that last line to make it extra-homeworky. And a reminder that it would excite us if you actually climaxed over one of these pics.)

Your response?

2 Girls & A Guy: Threesome Kissing Revisted

Your homework tonight:

• Women: You and your boyfriend are treated to an earth-shattering threesome with a (safe, beautiful,non-threatening) female friend. The only rule is two of you trio need to be in a deep French kiss when you all simultaneously orgasm. (Hey, it’s your fantasy, so you work out the timing!) If you had to adhere to one of the following 3 options, which would you choose? 
  1) Locking lips with your boyfriend as he cums on your female friend.
  2) French kissing your female partner as your boyfriend shoots onto you intertwined tongues.
  3) Watching the two of them kiss deeply while your boyfriend unloads deep inside you.
• Men: Your girlfriend (or wife, or Friend With Benefit, whatever your circumstances) is treating you to a wonderful FFM night. She’s letting you choose who to kiss during the big moment, explaining the three options above. How do you cum?
• Couples: Silently review and select your own personal preference above without telling the other. Now compare—did you both vote the same? If not….hmmm, something to have fun working out through some great sex tonight!

Your vote?

How to Cum Over Michelle Wild in 10 Easy Steps!
(Katie & Paul’s Tongue-in-Cheek Ode to Fan-Tumblr Lust)

In a bit of a fun role-reversal, Paul was surprised, then amused, then a little insecure, and finally turned on to come home to find Katie with the laptop on the bed, back to the bedroom door, rocking back and forth, earphones blasting away music, and on the one hand wearing the White House/Black Market™ blouse and Nordstrom’s earrings he had bought her for Christmas, but on the other hand seeing she had taken off everything below the waist, her thighs cradling The Rabbit (the vibe, not the pet!)…and Tumblr on the screen. She explained Paul hadn’t caught her—she wanted him to see her in the act: “I waited for you to come home to watch me climax” she exclaimed and pointed to the messages from Tumblr followers (several men, some women, and a couple of couples—hot!) who had sent us messages on her last post. “Don’t touch me—watch…” she panted.

What followed is the most glorious 5 minutes on Paul’s iPod video in our humble relationship history. And he admits was probably much hotter than when she had found him getting off to one of NaughtyNiceGirl69’s exhibitionists posts. (Which, as you all know, makes our voyeur/exhibitionist postings seem pretty crude!)

So: Thank you all! Although this has made Paul laughingly wonder if he’s somehow transitioned  from serving as an equal partner exploring sexual fun with Katie on Tumblr into a sort of middle-man co-documenting her own masturbation material for weeks to follow, this sort of quasi-exhibitionism has been just what we wanted. The “don’t touch me” part was just so he’d lust over Katie the same way she’d lust over the Tumblr messages—she treated him to an amazing blow job just a little over 15 minutes ago as she uploads our final Top 10 list tonight.

We had debated what to post tonight and felt that because follower David-Sandals had inspired the original post, and dutifully sent additional thoughts that Katie (intentionally) left on the screen when she hit the Big O, we thought we’d take on of his ideas. He had posted to us:

“This time you made me cum with the picture showing the boys exploding all over her tits. Reminds me of a time when we were with another couple, and her husband held the woman’s arms tightly behind her back, with her shoulders pushed back so her tits were sticking out. They were so firm and ready for me to play with. I licked them and fucked them while he just held her arms and talked dirty. I finally blew all over them. Then my wife moved in to rub their chests together to share the fluids.”

Hot David! The girl in that picture is Michelle Wild, and given that Katie wasn’t very familiar with her (“But her breasts are gi-normous” Katie points out in contrast to her all-slender bod—hey, to make it in ballet you can’t carry Size D’s people—Paul was eager to do some searching for her. So it became a fun joint exercise between what Katie found cute, charming and hot about what Paul had dug up on her vs. Katie’s own curiosity into what specific lustful attributes Paul found about her. 

Thus: Our tongue-in-cheek pictures of “How to Cum Over Michelle Wild in 10 Easy Steps” which might be the first Tumblr post we’ve done where it wasn’t just foreplay but actually resulted in the Big O on our part while writing the blog!

• Your homework: Tell us if you like this! And don’t hesitate to send your feedback, orgasmic-stream-of-consciousness, and/or suggestions for future posts as, once again, that’s part of the turn-on for us! 

Your thoughts?

Leather & Latex, Threesome Style:

You all know how we get all hot & bothered by being noticed, having nearly begged all of you to not be shy in telling us whether our blogs were turning you on. So when we both found ourselves casually checking our Tumblr mail at a quiet moment tonight, Katie got all excited to find that faithful Tumblr follower David-Sandals, in what we can only imagine was a feverish night of studying our “2 Guys & a Girl: The Smooching Edition” post, wrote us three times to describe how he came not once, but twice to our homage to the how a woman can feel making out with one guys while simultaneously pleasing another. He wrote:

“Ugh… just finished again. Your photos drive me crazy. The [second pic] of your last set was the finisher. Nothing hard core, just the woman being taken by two men and you can see the intense sexuality between them.” 

“Yes!” Katie exclaimed reading out loud logging on, which caused Paul to walk over with surprise, and, well, here we are an hour later having finished composed a top 10 list in his honor. Well, really a top list of shit we like, but at least basing it on some of the turn-ons he was describing in response to Katie’s shout-out to him in our last blog about liking a nice pair of Manolo Blahnik’s (or Louis Vuitton’s) on a girl:

“Shoes are definitely high on my turn-on list. I also love spandex, latex, and oil. Just basic latex second skin type outfits though, not some of the crazy shit you see on here. Oil is one of my biggest turn ons. But hands down kissing is the best. I love being at our local club and dancing with two or three women and kissing each of them repeatedly and all of them at once. Everyone’s tongues and lips kissing all at once.”

This lead to a debate about what Katie would wear tonight before we start fucking: Is it going to be a stilettos & fisnhet stockings night? Thigh-high leather boots and choker? Can we find Katie’s arm-length gloves in time? We haven’t decided, but did make the decision to focus on picking out (and negotiating over) 10 shots of how best to wear any combination of latex and leather when getting it on in a threesome. But, like Paul said, “not some of the crazy shit you seen on here” (meaning Tumblr) and we agreed—aside from Michelle Wild posing a devil, which we found hi-larious, 

Here’s 10 shots of what we think is the way to wear it well.

Your homework:

• Please follow David-Sandals example and climax to one of these! And then send us a message about it to inspire our next blog. (Katie points out: Ummmm, maybe you should tell them to drop a line right before they cum, conjecturing sometimes a post-orgasmic guy, gal or couple suddenly finds Downtown Abbey more exciting at that moment then writing us a hot & bothered letter.) 

Your pic?

2 Guys & a Girl: The Smooching Edition

In the middle of participating in inaugural festivities this weekend, we were glad we brought along our laptop, as the combination of celebrations, a suddenly warm (and long!) weekend, and the luxuriousness of our hotel (plus drink, as usual) has us in the perfect mood together to post again. (We love the Wanda Sykes bit on how a hotel gives you the sense that the two of you find yourself in your own little dirty world, which we’re definitely in tonight and feeling it.) More importantly, you, our faithful Tumblr following, reacted so positively to our last few posts (which, again for an exhibitionistic couple, is in and of itself the turn-on that fuels us.)

Specifically, Katie is in one of her moods tonight, and follower Posse 93 gave her the perfect justification to Paul on tonight’s theme. He wrote to us, based on our last “How to Kiss in a Threesome” post:

 ”My best threesome kiss came closest to Katie’s first MMF submission. The three of us were on the dance floor grinding. I was in front of her, he was behind. Her neck was twisted and craned upward so she could french kiss him, while I nibbled and sucked on her exposed neck.”

Since Paul is not going to de-rail anything that gets Katie as wet as that fantasy of the moment, we’ve thus composed a top 10 lists as a sort of MMF-themed sequel to our last kissing posts. So please sit back and enjoy!

Your homework, as always, is basically to get off…and write us the details of what turned you on!

…if you are turned on?

(Source: MMFkissing)